So I'm half-assing this post and I'll get to doing my 'rounds tomorrow, alright everyone?
In the mean time, here's a video documenting how I made the jig I'll use for handles. As suggested, I've removed the original audio and implemented a commentary track.
By the way, this was unscripted, so... forgive the stuttering and whatnot.
No, I won't read from a script in the future.